Friday, December 22, 2006

I have a theory... please hear me out before you reject it...

Ok, I know that this might seem just a bit "out there"; however I have spent the past 12 hours watching re-runs of the X-Files and I think that I may be onto something...

Come closer... closer still... I'm going to whisper...

"government conspiracy"

Ok, I just said so now it's right out there! (Hold on, I'm checking the street for strange vehicles).

There's two ugly black cars out there, so I have to type fast... follow the logic...

Larry has a bio that can't be substantiated except for the little ol' ladies that he bilked... the NASD sanctions that he walked away from... the SEC slap... the hundreds of customers, clients, vendors and staff that he screwed.

His business(sssss) disappear overnight... they don't go bankrupt, they "dissolve". Such that there's no employees, or management, not one at all...

Further, his businesses (that HAD zero distance from NF Communications) -- read that -- they WERE NF Communications in the eyes of the law; (CRFA, Fvisions, and all 16 of his websites), "continue uninterrupted" because "another company has taken them over."

Nobody can screw that many people where there's not government conspiracy involved, can they?

You scoff?

Ok then... if THAT theory is just "to out there", how about the "alternative theory"...

Larry is an alien! Or, he's not REALLY Larry Klein at all... he's Bob Roberts... but only on Monday!

Tuesdays and Thursday's he's Bob Callis!

OR...

He's a pawn and a creation of the evil bitch Debra... ummm "witch" (my bad)! Commonly referred to around the office as "Satan's Strapon", could she really BE Satan and poor Larry is just her minion?

This theory is a work in process. However, the truth is that Larry, Barry, Jason, Bob, Rob, Knobby Bob, etc., are all in serious need of an exorcism!

What are your thoughts?

8 comments:

TRUTHSEAKER said...

Debra, the devil... you may be on to something...

OutLarryKlein said...

"Truthseaker"...

The whole bloody lot of us would love to believe that you AREN'T Larry Klein reincarnate...

However, your original post as "Bob Roberts" would rightly lead us all to conclude that you are the sick bastard that uses Bob Roberts, Bob Callis, etc. as a cover or "alter" on financial services posts all over the net.

THAT sick bastard is Larry Klein.

So, now you would have us believe what? You were kidding?

I'm going to give you a place to "come clean" and divulge your real identity or I'll spin you out.

Right now you are pulling Larry Klein STANK with every single post and if you proceed with this scamI will out YOU as I am doing with the stink also known as Larry Klein!

TRUTHSEAKER said...

sorry to reply so late but I was enjoying Christmas with my family.
Outlarryklein, I can not possibly prove to you that I am not Larry no more than you can prove you are not Larry. (the plot thickens) how do I know you are not Larry trying to weasle your way into our good graces.
I will say this I left N.F. of my own accord... (was not fired)

TRUTHSEAKER said...

Outlarryklein, I know who you are, too easy, Your writing style gives you away, not that you would care who knows. but I will not out you on this forum, but you must learn to use then and than correctly.
a clue to who I am is "I was number 1 on number 2", if you were an employee you would get this reference. if you are Larry THAN you will not.

Anonymous said...

I think the alien theory is right on the money. Those hair plugs he tried to install were clearly some sort of disguised antennae allowing him to take direction from the Mother Ship.

OutLarryKlein said...

Truthseaker,

I like the way I right and I'm not gonna learn your way to differentiate then's from than's. Or, my writes from my lefts...

If my spelling, grandma and punctualness give me away, well? So, be it!

So, let me get this straight, you did a #1 on Larry Klein... good one! Did you get pictures?

Any how...

This whole site is dedicated to dropping one big #1 on Larry Klein, so as long as you're not Bob Callis, or Larry Klein, you can stay.

TRUTHSEAKER said...

outlarryklein, how are the Emu's

OutLarryKlein said...

TRUTHSEAKER said...

"outlarryklein, how are the Emu's"

Ummm.... "W.T.F.????"

I'm not sure what you are referring to, but we are clearly back to you exhibiting behavior that would get you bounced off this site.

Why would you ask about Emu's other then the fact that a flock of them stuffed in Klein's "pooooooper" would be a good thing?